Alright, guys, Easter is just around the corner and I'm pretty sure a lot of y'all are making plans for how to celebrate Easter right in your own home.  If you were aware, the Catholic Church basically canceled Easter but that doesn't mean you can't celebrate it on your own. So the first thing you have to do is recreate the battle for a space in Brackenridge Park in your own house. I don't know which family member you're going to volunteer for that but y'all better draw straws to determine who will camp out in the backyard.

Now, to celebrate the resurrection of Jesus ( I'm not trying to Peddle religion here but Easter is kind of religious)  in your own home but you also low-key don't want to cook I've made a list of all the restaurants and places that you need to order takeaway from to make your Easter en la casa a success. Order early to ensure that you get your spot secured!

A few tips on things to hide instead of Easter eggs before I get started:  mini liquor bottles, the remote, the wifi password (after you change it) and dog treats for your dog.

Easter Food in San Antonio

The Winchester

The Winchester has prepared three different options for you to order a preset meal for family Easter. Your options include chicken, ham, and prime rib with additional add-ons for a couple of extra dollars. Your deadline to order is by Thursday, April 9th at 3 p.m. and Prices range from $50 to $120. They say the meals are for up to four people but I'm pretty sure you could probably feed 5 people. 

The Rustic

The Rustic is going to be offering two options for meal kits for your Easter celebration. You have a choice of two entrees either game hens with ancho lime butter or stuffed bacon-wrapped pork loin. Prices range from $50 to $80. Your kit will also come with a choice of salad, as well as a selection of sides. You also have the option to upgrade to us prime rib entree for $15 or the regular portion or $20 for the larger portion. And you can add a deviled eggs kit as an appetizer for $10 or carrot cake for $10. you have until April 8th to pre-order and you can pick up from April 10th through Easter Sunday. If you want your Meal Ready-to-Eat it'll only be available on Sunday.

Meadow Neighborhood Eatery + Bar

Meadow Neighborhood Eatery has two options you can get brunch for $140 or dinner for $175 both feed up to 6 people. You can add a selection of add-ons ranging from prices $15 to $25. Add mimosas or Bloody Mary kits- prices ranging from $15 to $32. All of your orders must be placed by Friday, April 10th and they are served cold with  instructions on how to reheat. If you would like yours hot and ready- you can order if for an additional $25.

Cappy’s Restaurant

Cappy's is going to be having Easter Family Meals with your option of choosing between brunch or dinner. Your lunch option starts at $95 and your dinner option is $165 for each meal. Meals are served cold with reheating instructions and feeds four to six people. You must order by 2 p.m. on Wednesday, April 8th and you must pick up on Saturday between 11 a.m. and 4 p.m. 

Kindling Texas Kitchen

If you're in Cibolo or willing to drive out there, Kindling Texas Kitchen has an Easter Meal Plan just for you have your option of three different sizes of family-style meal kits ranging from price $55 up to $132 (serves 2-6 people). Each meal comes with your choice between two meats, two sides, and one dessert. You can add extra items for an additional price. Online ordering ends on April 9th at 3 p.m. and you must be able to pick up your meal on Saturday, April 11th from 3 p.m. to 8 p.m.

The Dienger Trading Company

If you guys are in Boerne, I definitely recommend you order from The Dienger their Easter menu looks awesome. You have options of ordering a family snacking board for $59, Easter brunch for $99 and it serves up to 6 people. or you can order the Easter family meal with your choice of roasted herb chicken or roast beef for $149 and it also serves 6 people. You can add on a DIY cookie kit starting at $15 or a mimosa kit for $24. orders must be placed in by April 7th at noon and the meal will be served cold with instructions on how to reheat. You can pick up the food curbside on Saturday or Sunday.

Eddie V’s Seafood

If you're looking for something more upscale, Eddie V's Prime Seafood has their Easter takeout menu including a four-course dinner with several options for $185. Or you can get some Signature Cuts starting at $35. Also they have some sides and wine available.  Curbside pickup and complimentary delivery begin on Friday, April 10th.

Cooper's Meat Market 

Cooper’s is offering entree selections and all the fixings with it with prices starting at $30 per person. Everything is included from an entree, salad, vegetable, potato, and dessert course. Your selections are rack of lamb with red wine sauce, roasted choice beef tenderloin, mushroom stuffed pork tenderloin, or grilled or lightly breaded chicken breast. They have a small selection of add-ons if you'd like to include that or you can order breakfast casseroles and quiches starting at $25.

Smoke BBQ Downtown 

They’re working on their menu at the moment but expect one soon.

Jason Dady Catering

Jason Dady is catering an Easter menu with two options: a brunch package priced at $150 and a dinner package priced at $175. Each package serves up to 6 people and comes with several courses for you to enjoy. You can also add some house favorites And if you're feeling frisky they have Mimosa and Bloody Mary kits ranging from $25 to $75.

Burnwood ‘68

If you're feeling more barbecue or turkey then Burnwood ‘68 is your choice. They have a barbecue package starting at $55 that serves between 5 and 6 people. And two Turkey packages the smaller one for $50 (serves 3-4 people) and the larger package for $100.

Spice of Life Catering

If you're looking for more of a catering vibe Spice of Life is where you should go. Their menu offers 5 main entree selections with prices starting at $132 and feeds up to six people. Their menu caps out at $186 and you can add additional appetizers and desserts for an extra price. 

Little Gretel 

If you're feeling German food, Little Gretel in Boerne’s Easter family pack braised pork shank with root vegetables from Little Gretel would be the best option for you. For $110 you got an entree, stuffing, celery soup, and Easter pound cake for up to four people. Order by April 8th and pick up on Saturday or Sunday. 

The Palm

For $75 you’ll get a 26 oz prime rib served with horseradish cream sauce, your choice of two sides and dessert from The Palm. You can feed 2 or 3 depending on how hungry you are. They have a limited amount so order quickly.

2M Barbecue

The popular BBQ hotspot, 2M, is offering 3 different options for your Easter celebration. You’ll be able to choose a larger option for $148.56 perfect for 5 people, the package includes brisket, sausage, and sides. For $38.96 you’ll get chop brisket, buns and one side. The third option includes your choice of full-sized meat. Don’t forget the sides and desserts. Put in all orders by end of business day on Friday.

Desserts

Comfort Cafe

Comfort Cafe is offering several desserts and baked goods for Easter. They’re donation-based but they are requesting $20 to $40 per item and I believe they're cash only. Your choices are lemon blueberry cake, chocolate cake, carrot cake, cinnamon rolls (regular or specialty), blackberry basil pie, blueberry pie, and sweet cream pie. You also have the option to buy cupcakes cake pops and cookies which are all sold by the Dozen. And if you're feeling frisky you can get a quiche to go in your choice of flavors of spinach Swiss or ham cheddar.

Earl Abel's

If you're looking for Easter Sunday pies, Earl Abel's is your spot taking orders until Saturday, April 11th. You can choose from the following flavors: Apple, Cherry, pumpkin, banana cream, Texas pecan, key lime, and chocolate icebox. You also have the option to choose the following other desserts: German chocolate cake, chocolate cake, cream puffs,  or chocolate eclairs.

The Art of Donut

If you're looking for decorated type desserts The Art of Donut has its specialty Easter menu already up. You can order directly from them online or risk it for the biscuit by going and picking up some on Sunday. If not, they probably have regular donuts and those are good too.

Decoration

Amols’ Fiesta

Okay, it ain’t no party like a decorated party. There’s still time to order eggs and other goodies from your local party store. Check out their Easter product list right here.

Have you decided who’s camping in the backyard? I’m camping in general because I decided to take social distancing seriously and I refuse to see my family. Psych, I’ve always wanted to camp in the backyard and now I’m living my best life. If you’re looking for more fun and food at a low-pressure setting please follow me on my San Antonio foodie Instagram account @sanantoniolovelist.